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“Oh, you’re getting married? Congra – HOLYPOOPNOPERUN.”

I’ve never been well-equipped for rational decisions. I’m more of a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants, “what the hell pile of nonsense just came out of my mouth”, WHOOPS – kind of girl. I throw drinks on people who insist on dancing on speakers … Continue reading

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If I Only Had A Heart.

Love is some straight up weird shit. “Oh hey, here are some super strong and uncontrollable feelings towards another human being and now it’s in their hands to do with that what they will”. THANKS, UNIVERSE. You’re swell. It comes … Continue reading

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Grow(ing) up (kind of).

People say you can’t be your child’s friend. They say there’s a fine line between being a “fun” parent and not behaving parent-ally. I don’t know where that line is. Probably under all of the laundry I’m not doing. I … Continue reading

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IT’S A TRAP!

One of the hardest things I’ve dealt with since becoming a mother is the feeling of being trapped. I go through very long periods of insomnia and, during them, all I want to do is run around and be social … Continue reading

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Brain vs. writer’s block vs. oh look, shiny things.

After years of only writing to myself, about myself, and for myself – I’m finally back to writing for others. Guys, shit’s hard. Trying to put someone else’s inspiration into words can feel like staying in your best friend’s apartment. … Continue reading

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Shhh, it’s a (written for millions to see) secret…

I write poetry. Well, kind of poetry. Little poem things. I write it, them, whatever, a lot. No, like, a lot a lot. Most people wouldn’t guess that. Most people don’t even get to see them. Actually, no people get … Continue reading

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Flirting isn’t illegal, but wouldn’t that be hot if it was.

I’m all for the end of rape culture and everything that comes with it. But I’m also concerned for the end of flirtation, passion, spontaneity. I’ll admit, I’m a bitch. I admit this quite frequently. I’d probably get “BITCH” tattooed … Continue reading

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