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I strive to excel at everything I do… HAHA JUST KIDDING.

I spent about five years of my life perfecting the art of Being The Worst Bartender Ever. That’s not one of those self-deprecating jokes that people make to get an easy laugh. It’s a fact. Though, luckily, it’s also kind … Continue reading

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Let’s get it on. I mean real. Let’s get real.

I know a lot of people think that married-mom-life has robbed me of my freedom. Hell, I spend a lot of time thinking exactly that. Grabbing a coffee and reading a book for two hours would be luxurious. Unfortunately, my … Continue reading

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Shut up, it’s my turn to talk.

You know that person who doesn’t ‘listen’ so much as ‘waits for you to stop talking so that they can talk about themselves’? The one who can somehow turn any discussion into a personal monologue and always seems to have … Continue reading

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Steve Jobs didn’t make your boyfriend.

Relationships seem to come with expiration dates nowadays, regardless of commitment level. Whether it’s a casual dating spree, high school sweethearts, or a few years of marriage – everyone’s getting in on the exit. Long-term love seems like it’s becoming … Continue reading

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The ultimate writer’s block: LIFE.

Sometimes I really wish I was Carrie Bradshaw. White girl problems, am’I’right?! But in all seriousness, it’s not just the clothes. Or the closet. Or THAT HAIR. It’s that little smidge of time when she was married, had an amazing … Continue reading

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Mommy drinks because she has kids.

Went to the LCBO with my two kids today, because I’m classy. The judging looks were priceless. HAHAHAOKAY. Have I mentioned that when I’m uncomfortable or upset…I make jokes to mask my true feelings? Here’s the full story. My husband … Continue reading

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You won’t like me when I’m lazy.

I work out. Not as often as I’d like in recent months (Hi, I just had a baby, what do you want from me?) but I do try. Because I like food. And beer. And my sanity. I am not … Continue reading

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