Tag Archives: humour

Single and ready to mingle. Maybe. If I can find a sitter.

A big part of dating as a single mom is coming to the realization that you will never have a partner who’s life is identical to yours. Ever. No, seriously. NEVER. It doesn’t matter how much they love your kids, … Continue reading

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Grow(ing) up (kind of).

People say you can’t be your child’s friend. They say there’s a fine line between being a “fun” parent and not behaving parent-ally. I don’t know where that line is. Probably under all of the laundry I’m not doing. I … Continue reading

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Shhh, it’s a (written for millions to see) secret…

I write poetry. Well, kind of poetry. Little poem things. I write it, them, whatever, a lot. No, like, a lot a lot. Most people wouldn’t guess that. Most people don’t even get to see them. Actually, no people get … Continue reading

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Flirting isn’t illegal, but wouldn’t that be hot if it was.

I’m all for the end of rape culture and everything that comes with it. But I’m also concerned for the end of flirtation, passion, spontaneity. I’ll admit, I’m a bitch. I admit this quite frequently. I’d probably get “BITCH” tattooed … Continue reading

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Leave me alone, I’m lonely. (That’s a P!nk song and it rules.)

I’m a fairly contradictory person so it only makes sense that my moods follow suit. In the span of 24hrs, I can go from being an incredibly sociable charmer to an awful, miserable shut-in. I’ve always been terrible at being … Continue reading

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Dr. Google at your service.

I just Googled “why do I feel cold after eating” because I don’t have enough diagnosed health problems already. Honestly, how did we survive as a species before the internet? Everybody must have been just walking around with low blood … Continue reading

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Shut up, it’s my turn to talk.

You know that person who doesn’t ‘listen’ so much as ‘waits for you to stop talking so that they can talk about themselves’? The one who can somehow turn any discussion into a personal monologue and always seems to have … Continue reading

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