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“Oh, you’re getting married? Congra – HOLYPOOPNOPERUN.”

I’ve never been well-equipped for rational decisions. I’m more of a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants, “what the hell pile of nonsense just came out of my mouth”, WHOOPS – kind of girl. I throw drinks on people who insist on dancing on speakers … Continue reading

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The ultimate writer’s block: LIFE.

Sometimes I really wish I was Carrie Bradshaw. White girl problems, am’I’right?! But in all seriousness, it’s not just the clothes. Or the closet. Or THAT HAIR. It’s that little smidge of time when she was married, had an amazing … Continue reading

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Let me re-introduce myself.

In the span of a year I’ve gone from single mother working a night job (Not THAT kind of night job. This isn’t a movie, perv.) to married woman and stay at home pregnant mama. Talk about your life changes, … Continue reading

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