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Why you shouldn’t love a writer and other fun stories.

I’m constantly pushing myself to write more. One of my consistent motivations is writing snippets in my phone throughout the day. Unfortunately, it mostly all happens between 10:30pm and 3am. Which is why I end up with this: Sometimes you … Continue reading

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Single and ready to mingle. Maybe. If I can find a sitter.

A big part of dating as a single mom is coming to the realization that you will never have a partner who’s life is identical to yours. Ever. No, seriously. NEVER. It doesn’t matter how much they love your kids, … Continue reading

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and dance with you in a gym.

Remember the awkwardness of high school dances? Not knowing if anyone would ask you to dance or, the almost worse alternative, dealing with all of your friends shoving you towards whoever you were dating at the time while giggling maniacally. … Continue reading

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The inner war of Mommy or Molly.

On a daily basis, I thank genetics for whatever gave me my maternal instinct. Why, you ask? Because without it, I have a personality that screams “will abandon her children to run away and find herself for the next 20yrs”. … Continue reading

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The age old (super recent) argument of dog vs. baby.

Lately, I’ve noticed a lot of people comparing dog ownership to having a baby. Before I continue, I just want to clear some things up. If you legitimately can’t tell the difference then here is a handy checklist: 1. Is … Continue reading

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Let’s get it on. I mean real. Let’s get real.

I know a lot of people think that married-mom-life has robbed me of my freedom. Hell, I spend a lot of time thinking exactly that. Grabbing a coffee and reading a book for two hours would be luxurious. Unfortunately, my … Continue reading

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Mommy drinks because she has kids.

Went to the LCBO with my two kids today, because I’m classy. The judging looks were priceless. HAHAHAOKAY. Have I mentioned that when I’m uncomfortable or upset…I make jokes to mask my true feelings? Here’s the full story. My husband … Continue reading

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